belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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