I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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