i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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