Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Welp...herpes.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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