i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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