The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
