i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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