Say something about gay babies.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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