god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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