You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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