lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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