i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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