my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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