White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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