He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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