The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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