Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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