He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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