my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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