So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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I wear drunk well.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
How naked do you want me to be?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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