Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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