Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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