Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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