Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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