I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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