dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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