I look better un-naked...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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