what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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