so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I could fuck to npr.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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