the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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