I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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