this just has baby written all over it
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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