Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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