doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im drinking this country out of the recession.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize