if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize