i think my mom watched the whole time
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Drunk is a universal language darling
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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