So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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