Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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