let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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