He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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