Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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