I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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