found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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