I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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