Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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