plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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