talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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