I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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