Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

Do you think there is vodka in heaven?

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you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity

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(973): View more from New Jersey

but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days

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(850): View more from Florida

I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?

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(916): View more from California

I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

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(734): View more from Michigan

you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.

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(314): View more from Missouri

apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?

(505): View more from New Mexico

Heroically.

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(207): View more from Maine

How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?

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