you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life