I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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