Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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