Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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