yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
