Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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