party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
