He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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